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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • Edited by FrenzE23: 5/24/2015 5:02:05 PM
    "There was only one ship." "One. Are you sure?" "Yes. They called it '[i]The Pillar Of Balls[/i]'." "Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their balls?" "It fled, as we set fire to their balls. I followed with all the balls in my command." "When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by it's balls?" "Blinded?" "Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?" "No!" "Yet the humans were able to evade your balls, land on the sacred balls, and desecrate it with with their filthy balls." "Noble hierarchs, surely you understand, that once the balls attacked..." "There will be balls in this council!" "You were right to focus your balls on the flood, but this demon, this Master Chief..." "By the time I learned the balls intent, there was nothing I could do!" "Noble prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of Deez nuts. The balls demand it." "You are one of our most treasured balls. Long have you lead your balls with honor and distinction, but your inability to safeguard Deez nuts, was a colossal failure." "Nay, it was balls!" "I will continue my campaign against the balls." "No! You will not." "Soon the Great Journey will begin, but when it does, your balls will stay your feet."

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