"There was only one ship."
"One. Are you sure?"
"Yes. They called it '[i]The Pillar Of Balls[/i]'."
"Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their balls?"
"It fled, as we set fire to their balls. I followed with all the balls in my command."
"When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by it's balls?"
"Blinded?"
"Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?"
"No!"
"Yet the humans were able to evade your balls, land on the sacred balls, and desecrate it with with their filthy balls."
"Noble hierarchs, surely you understand, that once the balls attacked..."
"There will be balls in this council!"
"You were right to focus your balls on the flood, but this demon, this Master Chief..."
"By the time I learned the balls intent, there was nothing I could do!"
"Noble prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of Deez nuts. The balls demand it."
"You are one of our most treasured balls. Long have you lead your balls with honor and distinction, but your inability to safeguard Deez nuts, was a colossal failure."
"Nay, it was balls!"
"I will continue my campaign against the balls."
"No! You will not."
"Soon the Great Journey will begin, but when it does, your balls will stay your feet."
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