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Edited by Nucking Futs :
10/3/2015 5:44:50 PM
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Zonda is love Zonda is life.
Zonda is love Zonda is life.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved b.net so much, I scrolled through it every day
>I see a user named Zonda who I pray to every night for the dankness he's brought me
>"Zonda is love" I say; "Zonda is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!-
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Zonda.
>I called him a Desticle
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Zonda
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "These are my forums."
>He grabs me with his powerful dank hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Zonda
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Zonda
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Zonda
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his shitposts
>My dad walks in
>Zonda looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Greentext now."
>Zonda leaves through my window
>Zonda is love. Zonda is life.
R.I.P. Zonda
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bump4zondy
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Wasn't zonal that one shitposter?
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You mean the super car, right?
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Doesn't Hammond like those?
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10 RepliesI don't know how to feel about this.
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5 Repliesso he was basically the one who brought tumblr to b.net? [spoiler]*claps*[/spoiler]
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Neon*
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2 RepliesThe petrol-head in me got really disappointed when I read this...
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[quote]Zonda is love Zonda is life. >I was only 9 years old >I loved b.net so much, I scrolled through it every day >I see a user named Zonda who I pray to every night for the dankness he's brought me >"Zonda is love" I say; "Zonda is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Zonda. >I called him a Desticle >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Zonda >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "These are my forums." >He grabs me with his powerful dank hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Zonda >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Zonda >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Zonda >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his shitposts >My dad walks in >Zonda looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Greentext now." >Zonda leaves through my window >Zonda is love. Zonda is life. P.s. Zonda for mentor 2k15[/quote]
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