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5/27/2015 2:29:14 PM
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*Is physically broken* Hi... Can you take me....anywhere but here?
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:( *takes you somewhere* What happened? Need medical attention?
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*Croaks out* No... I'm just... I need to go somewhere... *Passes out* *Falls off roof*
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Damn! *grabs your leg before you hit the ground, stops the taxi, drags you into the front seat, seat flattens out, taxi wiring injects into your neck, chest, and head* There, you'll be fine in no time... *drives*
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*Is stuck in place* Ouch...
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You all better now?
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Not really... Hospital please...
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*drives you to the hospital*
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*Is at the hospital* Plz... Pay my fee...
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*pays your fee* *writes your debt on my arm*
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*Wasn't actually broken* *Pays off debt as soon as we walk into the hospital*
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Thank you
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☺️ *Walks out and writes 10/10 review of taxi service*
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Much obliged
