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5/27/2015 5:36:45 PM
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*taxi gets surrounded by orcs*
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*taxi morphs into giant taxi, runs over all of them* We here yo.
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Um, can you take me to that volcano?
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Yes *keeps meter running* *we arrive at volcano* We here yo
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To the top.
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*drives to the top*
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Thanks. *gets out and jumps in the volcano*
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*dives in after you* Pay ME FIRST!!
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Never! *keeps falling*
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Edited by JulieCakes: 5/27/2015 6:26:55 PM*turns to gargoyle, falls closer to you, grabs you by your neck right before you hit the lava* (Assuming the volcano was active) *flies to the top of volcano* *throws you in the taxi* Look at that meter! It says you owe me $250,000.00 PAY UP!
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Ummm. *tries to run back to volcano*
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*locks doors to taxi*
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Crap. *pulls out wallet* Here, take it.
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*takes your wallet, looks inside* THIS IS MONOPOLY MONEY!!
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How did you know!?!?!?
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*throws money at your face* It's -blam!-ing obvious!! *enraged gargoyle mode inevitable* Pay Me NAOOOO
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Oh, ok. *pulls out another wallet* Don't ask me how I have this.
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*looks into wallet, takes precious gems* You may go
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*walks away* They were fake. *explosions go off behind me*
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*lands in front of you* *grabs you by your neck*
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*gets choked*
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*snaps your neck*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/28/2015 1:32:00 AM*the volcano erupts and burns the taxi* Wait. [spoiler]don't ask how, I just don't wanna die[/spoiler] In the volcano was real gems I was gonna get to pay you.
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*puts you down* I'm trusting you this one last time. . . Go.
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What? Run?
