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5/28/2015 1:22:40 AM
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*Hands you a short sword.* no time to explain, How's this?
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I shoot people with this right?
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No, take it and swing it at people you don't recognize
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*Swings at guy on a turret* What I didn't know him
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*gets hit by spear* wtf man what did i do to u!? il rek u ya lil shit.
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*takes sword* Ok on second thought UMMM here's a gun that shoots confetti. Use it to keep up morale
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Ok *shoots at enemy and he's dies of choking on confetti*
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*starts laughing and slaps you on the back.* there you go buddy now go teabag him, it's tradition being your first kill, the other one doesn't count it was friendly fire.
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How was it fire if it was a sword?
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...don't question me...
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