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5/28/2015 2:03:30 AM
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*grabs a pistol carbine*
GUNS AND SHITZ!
*has strom troper aim*
F THIS CRAP!
*picks upa r ocekt launcher*
MURICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fires at random ships*
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You're a pilot now! *pushes you towards a starfighter* now get out there and fly!
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*Flys away* (Some seconds later) *Reapears moumted on a walrus with an attached minigun* (Walrus)URF!!!!! *Returns to the battle on the Walrus*
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*facepalms* this is why we're the only people left from our race.
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Edited by Reborn Salazar: 5/28/2015 2:26:06 AM*some moments later i appear mounting the Same walrus which now has a lightsaber and a German helmet, while the Walrus mounts over 2 enemy ships as of a roman carriage* WOOOO TEMAN AL NACIDO DE MARTE, HIJOS *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WOOOO FEAR THE MARSBRON, MODDER ******)
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*i send more of our fighters to aide you and promote you to squadron leader.*
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* promote my Walrus to 2nd in comand* (some minutes later) *the fighter that where captured are mounted over a enemy destroyer as the Walrus moutns them as i still mount the Walrus while ffiring th 30mmplasma PATRIOT cannon.*
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*Gathers my pilots who haven't launched and begin making a speech* men! Our time has come! We have a new fighter ace! Salazar! He and his walrus are out there fighting to protect us from the enemy forces trying to force us into extinction! All of you prepare to launch and follow his lead! He will bring you back!
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*the Walrus (which i am stilll moutning) is now moutning an Destoryter sized BFG over 9000* (walrus) URF!!!!!!!!!!! [spoiler]Ambient music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMNKlVABPY[/spoiler]
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*tasks engineers to build a shrine to "the great Salazar and Walrus"*
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*as few enemis stnad the walrus throws me back to the home ship* URF!!!!!!!!! *the walrus dasht owards the main enemy ship* ALURF ACKBAR!!!!!!!!! *he detonates his inner walrsunova incapasitaitng the enemy ship by the cost of his life* *the only thing left form hims is a orange hair with the cent of the almgithy ......Chuck Norris* Beeb Bup Son beeb Bup
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*we pick you up and shield our eyes from the explosion.* his death was not in vain brother. The space battle is over now all we need to do is purge the boarders. You're being promoted to my Second in command and you will be by my side when we take the first steps on our new planet.
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Good. i will rememeber you URF.... *picks back hs helmet. loosk similar to a mandolarian helemt but with Mars marking and a notsabel gas mask inside* any plans now? *picks up his multi fire rocket launcher*
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Edited by CaptainMandalore: 5/28/2015 3:42:45 AMWe've found a new system. Time to explore a new world and create a home for our people. Defend it and raise the next generation. *places two medallions in your hands with a flying walrus* I had these made for the two of you. As of now I've renamed your division the "URF's Aces." You can rest now soldier. Leave the securing of the ship to us.
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well then. *perpares a small crusier ship with 5 other sodleirs to explore the new palntet* *places hsi laucnehr on the groudn* Made my Cannon proud.. *enters the hsip and readies for launch*
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God speed Salazar, you're our last hope. *i get on the comms and give the green light to launch the cruiser.*
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i have a bad feeling about this. *launches* [spoiler]THEM REFERENCES![/spoiler]
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*waits patiently as we finish securing the ship* [spoiler]references for days lol, BETTER not die tho [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]dont worry i wont die[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]aight[/spoiler]
