Currently writing this as I run down my street. There are about 3 to 4 random teenagers behind me. I have NO idea who the -blam!- these randoms are. But these guys are trying to kick my ass for some reason. I have no idea why. So It started when I woke up, I got out of bed, got dressed in my usual green attire, and went to eat breakfast. I poured myself a box of delicious cereal and began to eat. Suddenly out of no where, I hear the voices of 3 males. "WHERE THE -blam!- IS HE" I panicked and grabbed a bat from my back room as I heard three people ascend into my home. The first guy was at the top of the stairs. I didn't hit him because he was a kid so I didn't want to hurt him that badly. So I turned and went to get out of my home via the roof. Luckily they didn't hear me so I was able to get to the spot where I'd be able to escape. But I was still really hungry so I grabbed the bowl of cereal before I stepped out my window onto the roof, and then got onto the ground. Still running away from my home with the cereal bowl, I THOUGHT I got away from them. But somehow they found me. I'm currently running down the street in my green clothing and holding a bowl of cereal. I tried calling for help but every time I said "SOMEONE SEND HELP! THEYRE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!" All I got were some weird looks from randoms... What do?