Another one: this one kid in elementary school once went in the hallway, then 5 minutes later, he proudly and full of confidence screams: THE WORLD IS MY TOILET!! We were just like: wait, wtf? So the teacher went to check and whaddya know, he left the world something to think about. We then proceeded to look for him, he wasn't hard to find. As he suddenly jumped up from under an office desk and started screaming at the top of his lungs. And ran through the school without pants and a disgusting piece of underwear. Funniest shit I've ever witnessed. (literally)