What’s happening right now at Bungie.. CLAN EDITION!
Dev1: “Umm Sir, what’s with white hood and robe?”
CEO: “I joined one of those new fangled Clans you guys keep talking about.”
Dev1: ….
CEO: “Yeah it’s great! I’ve got a whole bunch of new best friends, and tonight were going to go raid the Jews or something. I’ll never understand your techy gamer speech, but I’m still excited, as this is going to be my first raid.
Dev1: “I think you may have gotten the wrong idea”
CEO: “Never mind that, get DeeJ in here pronto”
DeeJ: “Hey how can I..Err what’s with white robe?”
Dev1: “He joined a clan…”
CEO: “Yes I did, and I think you should too! In fact I think everyone should join the clan. That way everyone can be friends, and help each other out on these Raids that no one plays”
DeeJ: “Sir you do realize that Johnson is..”
CEO: “ Is what, a complete loner? That’s not a nice thing say right in front of the man, besides there’s still patrol for people like him”
Dev: “I just don’t know what to say anymore”
CEO: “Speaking of Patrol I have to get ready, as were also going out on patrol for some “spooks” tonight. Why they just don’t call them Ghosts I’ll never know. Anyways DeeJ, make sure you get the word out that people need to join a clan, if they want to experience all this game has to offer.
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Lol bump
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Edited by Overlord3673: 6/1/2015 1:21:38 AMYou win...nothing can beat that and I hope the people at Bungie read that and deep down inside chuckled. Brilliant work.
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Tears. On. Cheeks. You [i]really[/i] should be doing some kind of comic. These are amazing.
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Thanks!! you might also like my other post https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/125610631/0/0 Which no one seems too lol!
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If you can't draw, you need to find an artist. Gold, Jerry. Gold!
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lol thanks! If you can draw, feel free to use any of it that you like!
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Sadly, no. But you have real talent. You need to keep using it.
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Lol. I am on vacation far away from the xbox. Laying in my hotel bed and actually getting more fun and enjoyment reading the forums then playing destiny. You guys are great. So funny and full of wit. +100 laughs for posters +1 for optional mm +1 Dirty Sanchez for DeeJ - 100 to lfg +27 bag of dicks to bungies philosophy [spoiler]as I think you can't get more than 27 dicks into a standard bag[/spoiler]
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Omfng, I don't know that I've ever laughed as hard as this thread.
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Wish it wasn't true D;
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lol Bump for truths!