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Edited by PippenOnXbox: 5/30/2015 1:13:47 AM
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Giving away Smite Xbox One beta keys

Okay so I got an email from Hi Rez with 2 extra keys, so I am gonna give them to the first two people... Who can make me laugh [spoiler]amuse me or the gods'll be dissapointed [/spoiler] [spoiler]inb4 porn pics[/spoiler] EDIT: 1 more left...not counting the ones down below.

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  • That game -blam!-ing sucks

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    • http://www.ign.com/prime/promo/smite-xbox-beta?+main+twitter Sorry to burst your bubble but, Viva la resistance

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      • How long does the beta last?

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        • Edited by Tic Tac: 5/29/2015 10:06:47 PM
          A man walks into a bar and notices a sign that says "FREE BEER FOR LIFE" on the wall. The bartender tells him he has to drink a bottle of tequila, his alligator has a toothache and you have to pull the tooth out of his mouth and then make love to his 330lb wife. The man replies "give me that bottle". After drinking the bottle, the man stumbles back and says "where is that damn alligator?" The bartender points him to a door in the back of the building and the man starts for the door. For about 45 minutes the people in the bar and the bartender hear banging, scraching, moaning, and growling from that room. After about an hour, the man comes out and says "alright where is that fat lady with the toothache?" PM me please!

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          • Does it include an xbox one? If not then count me out.

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          • Yeah, people are very nice with codes. They sent me another two to my email but me and all my friends already have the game so I gave them out to random people in a Facebook group.

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            • 6WRKX-PRYJ9-JCQPR-73C3H-7GT3Z

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            • Here you go someone, got this code from XBL earlier. I already gave away my two codes from hi rez or whatever. [quote] FRRJG-CY97P-RCQY6-YV7KP-MK2WZ [/quote]

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            • During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks." The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. "I'm a professional gambler," replied the man. The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?" "Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy. "Like what?" asked the bartender. "Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. "I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. "Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender. "That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

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