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6/1/2015 1:53:50 AM
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>walks off ship, cruises around
>finds alien
>exchange knowledge
>aliens ties me up
>gets lead to base
>takes out intervention
>quickscopes alien 360
>aliens-u wot m8
>me-reks every alien noob
>DROPS NUKE
>KAPOOYA
>aliens die
>420 blaze
>teh end
English
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*looks down at group of school children* And that is the legend of our unnamed hero who singlehandedly defeated an alien armada.
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[quote]*looks down at group of school children* And that is the legend of our unnamed hero who singlehandedly defeated an alien armada.[/quote] >crashes through window >ALL THE KIDS R ALIENS >U WOT M8 >SHIT BLKWS UP >base is blown to bits >only ones to get out >huge scarab comes out of nowhere >gets rekt >#3edgy5me >big battle ensues >intervention >360 quicscops >Spoodermans around the room >aliens-teh fuk >me-drops nuke >ayy lmao >saves day >gets praised >gets laid >the end
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*snipes robot disguised as kid "There's more!"
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"This is why we can't have nice things!" Opens fire on the robot alien things
