*looks down at group of school children*
And that is the legend of our unnamed hero who singlehandedly defeated an alien armada.
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[quote]*looks down at group of school children* And that is the legend of our unnamed hero who singlehandedly defeated an alien armada.[/quote] >crashes through window >ALL THE KIDS R ALIENS >U WOT M8 >SHIT BLKWS UP >base is blown to bits >only ones to get out >huge scarab comes out of nowhere >gets rekt >#3edgy5me >big battle ensues >intervention >360 quicscops >Spoodermans around the room >aliens-teh fuk >me-drops nuke >ayy lmao >saves day >gets praised >gets laid >the end
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*snipes robot disguised as kid "There's more!"
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"This is why we can't have nice things!" Opens fire on the robot alien things