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6/1/2015 7:18:14 AM
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*looks into stars with you.*
If that person is female, I would have to look out for the children y'all wouldn't raise.
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If that person is female and worth it, I'm sure I could forget about my problems... at least for a while.
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Well you are lucky, nothing will make me forget about the problems our species is having right now
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Try drowning your problems in coffee. Or whiskey, that works too.
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I don't have the time, it's my responsibility to deal with these issues therefore I cannot do that.
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Alright. At least point me in the direction of something that I can nag about.[spoiler]while drinking coffee[/spoiler]
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Nag about the civilians aboard the ship, freeloaders want to take over the ship!
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Damn free loaders. *sips coffee* thinking that their problems are bigger than mine. *looks out ship window* Were I come from you do your part or your good as dead.
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Everybody works or they don't eat huh
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Exactly. My job is to complain about the way things are done so that people do them better. *drinks last bit of sock coffee*
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I see, you truly are a wise one...is there anything I can do for you?
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Fire someone, I don't care who. Then get me more coffee please.
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*calls a waiter to bring more sock coffee. He delivers it then I look him in the eyes* you're fired and have just been conscripted into the Terran marines. Report to deck B Hanger 12 for further orders. Good enough?
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You done good.
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Tell me friend, where did you gain your knowledge?
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From years of complaining and refusing to acknowledge other people's problems. *sips coffee*
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Oh...I thought it was the sick coffee
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That too. Sock coffee does things to a man.
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So it does. I hear tell that it is the only drink that some monks and advisers of the president are allowed to drink
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That is just a rumor. It mostly gives you meaningless visions and keeps you from acknowledging other people's problems
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I see
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Yep. I don't mean to alarm you but there is a purple walrus behind you. *sips sock coffee* And someone turn the damn AC on its hot in here!
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*takes off helmet and looks behind me...* damn space walruses...they're the best Spec Ops guys we have but they're damn creepy! YOU HEARD THE MAN WALRUS TURN THE AC ON!!* puts on helmet and stands up* alas my friend it is time for me to return to earth and save some people. Will you be here upon my return? Ordered the cooks to make fresh sock coffee just for you.
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Edited by Vix: 6/3/2015 5:02:56 AMPerhaps you should have them not put socks in the coffee. I don't think seeing a purple walrus is healthy.
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You drink it just fine though...
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BUT IM SEEING A WALRUS
