Deep within the bowels of the Basement of Bungie…. Dev1: “Hey there John Ryan, the Boss just wanted me to check in on how the story is progressing? Have you managed to fill in any of the plot holes like what caused the great collapse?” John: “As you know I’ve been holed up in here for weeks day and night researching, and working this particular problem out, and I’ve come up with the only possible explanation” Dev1: “That’s great! Let’s hear it?” John: “Chuck Norris” Dev1: “Wait what?” John: “Yes Chuck Norris and Master Chief caused the collapse of the golden age” Dev1: “And Master Chief? That’s ridiculous” John: “Let me explain… Basically Master Chief gets really really drunk one night, and says to Chuck Norris “I’ve saved the universe at least 5 times, and you haven’t even done it once, you need to get good bro!!” This naturally enrages Chuck Norris into kicking the entire universes Ass” Dev1: “But why would Chuck murder Billions of people, isn’t he a good guy?” John: “Naturally Chuck realizes that he owns the entire universe, but he’s not exactly tolerant of illegal Aliens, after all he is from Texas” Dev1: “…. We’re in trouble, I wonder if I can get my job back at Konami”