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Edited by DigitalNinja: 8/4/2016 7:46:02 PM
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[DIGITAL_DOJO]

[b][u]Before reading further, something you should know:[/u][/b] [spoiler]This is an RP thread. If you don't like that kind of thing, than I suggest you hit the back tab now.[/spoiler] Welcome to the [DIGITAL_DOJO], a safe haven for warriors of any kind. Here, all are welcome to train for whatever purpose they may have, whether it be a war, or for personal improvement. You may bring weapons, or buy them here, as we can provide for the unarmed. OUR POLICY: The dojo will remain neutral to all other groups, and anyone is welcome to train. This also means we will not interfere with other battles, nor will we start one ourselves. There is one exception however, it is the sovereignty. We have declared war on them, and we will grill their corpses... If you wish to truly join us, you must go through testing by me or by designated personnel. If not, you do not have permission to take up permanent residence. This place is centered around fighting. This includes a multitude of different fighting techniques, ranging from bladed weaponry, ranged, magical, to even firearms. We have specialists for each, and we also carry some forms of each in stock. Another important notice to everyone: do not add or make adjustments to the dojo without asking me first. This includes relations with other groups, buildings, particularly dangerous equipment, and new members. NEWS: [spoiler] WE'VE HIT 50,000!! DON'T SHUT US DOWN NOW![/spoiler] IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE: [spoiler]I'm not always going to be here! If I don't respond, look for one of the Lieutenants.[/spoiler] [b]RULES[/b] [spoiler] 1-the dojo will remain neutral under any and every circumstance, with one exception (see rule 6). All members are required to follow this rule. 2-Any member attempting to take another members life without consent or approval from either the person in question or me will be removed. This becomes effective immediately. 3-Godmodding will grant you a removal from the dojo. 4-lieutenants will now be selected based on merit, not time spent. It is still a factor, but not the main reason for selection. 5-Remember that you cannot win every fight. Try to win if you can, but if you are put up against impossible odds, do not resort to godmodding 6-Anyone and everyone of the sovereignty is our enemy. Kill them and bring their corpses back to the dojo for grilling 7-Ookshmook383141 is not permitted to participate due to constant harassment. No one is permitted to allow him entry. General RP rules will be discussed in the group[/spoiler] [b]For those that don't know what this thread is about, this is an RP thread. Which means you can leave if you were here for something else.[/b] [b][<>---------------------------------<>][/b] [b]And yes, we still exist.[/b]

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    • [b]takes crane and loads turbos lasers onto the walls. Places auto cannons around strategic points and missiles where the Super MAC cannon is [/b]

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      • Edited by Devious_Melons: 4/22/2016 7:07:47 AM
        [b] the dojo is filled with gun fire, echoing across the walls and beating on peoples ears like a drum. As Lego tests out various AA systems, he's testing on UAV's as apart of his plan to overhaul defences. [/b] Sorry about the noise! [b]he uses the usual defences, 4 20 mm Gatling guns on a turret. 150 mm gas blaster turbo lasers. 120mm Surface to Air missiles. A MAC cannon. An invention of his own, a shotgun that fires 50mm bearings And a new arrival in the form of a 60mm auto cannon with tracking ammo.[/b] [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

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          • [b]movers from a village drop off a big canister of blaster gas, it's sitting there with people trying to move it. Lego is down at the shield generators updating them and putting in prime shielding [/b]

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              • Edited by VengefulSiren: 4/20/2016 12:25:21 PM
                Next to the lake a massive slide is being made out ice. Hovark is his dragon form spraying the hill with icy breath. It takes several hours to complete. When done its runs the whole length of the hill. It end at the waters edge. *then hovark looks at his awesome creation* "Now who wants to slide on it?" [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

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                • [i]The cowboy stood in the Dojo, a single Colt Anaconda in either hand. He stared at a set of targets and fired at each one individually, the shots piercing any of his enemies with relative ease. [/i] ((Open))

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                • Edited by VengefulSiren: 4/20/2016 6:23:53 AM
                  *leyla and serenity falls asleep * [spoiler]well im going to bed it been a pretty shitty night for lots of drama in the real world for this person[/spoiler] [spoiler]i may or may not be on tomorrow cause of said drama[/spoiler]

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                  • it's 4⃣2⃣0⃣ today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the bible😇😋🙏🏽📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏽😂is the highest you can get🙌🏽😤

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                    • It all started in West Philadelphia. I spent most of my days on the play ground here, hanging out with friends. We were just chillin' out, relaxing all cool and shit, shootin' some b-ball. Then, out of nowhere, a bunch of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my local living area. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it". First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, home to Bel-Air" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home smell ya later" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

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                      • [quote][quote]Cause I'm a spirit to which devils are incompatible I've been around since the planet was inhabitable I spit in the ocean and created microscopic animals Which evolved into two species, the righteous and the cannibals But until then, I had alien women suck me off When God said "Let there be light", I turned it the fcck off[/quote][/quote]

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                        • Cole Anderson seems to get near the dojo, until the security systems seem to detect, as an hostile of course. Turrets fire automatically at him, he gets to a Roadblock as unloads Redemption and Sorrow and begins firing at the Turrets. "When the hell did they add these?!" One of the Turrets fire at his shoulder, he quickly looks at it, though he feels the pain, he tries to ignore it. He then blindfires his weapons, trying to get a hit. [spoiler]open as usual [/spoiler]

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                          • You violated the [url=http://www.example.com]Code of Lenny conduct[/url] and have been met with "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )" justice.

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                            • Last time I literally just went to each comment and nuked everyone...

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                              • [spoiler]is this serious RP or joke RP?[/spoiler]

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                                • [quote]>I was only nine years old >I loved (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so much >I had all the merchandise and movies >Pray to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) every night >Thanking him for the life I've been given >(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is love, I'd say, (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is life >My dad hears me, calls me a fgt >I tell him he's just jealous of my devotion to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >call him a desticle >he slaps me and sends me to my room to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >As I lay in bed, it's really cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I feel something touch me >It's (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >He whispers in my ear "o bb" >(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) grasps me with his powerful (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hands >forces me on to my hands and knees >I'm ready (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote] [spoiler]( ☭ ͜ʖ☭) We do this for Mother Russia[/spoiler]

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                                  • Hi... I'm ol'Greg

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                                    • Guys. Just sitting here in my garage. Got this new attack helicopter here! Know what i like more than materialistic things? *hops out of helicopter and shows bookshelf* Knowledge.

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                                      • Edited by Lebron al Gaib: 4/19/2016 2:02:55 AM
                                        [i]>walks up to dojo, chewing blueberry bubblegum[/i] "I respectfully request to enter the dojo please"

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                                        • A figure materializes in front of the dojo in a blue flash of light. It was a boy, a kid, looking a little over 11 years old. He wore a blue unzipped oversized hoodie with a white fur hood, a black t shirt underneath the jacket, and baggy blue jeans. He had striking blond shaggy hair, which was in his face. He swept his hair out of his face to reveal a blue left eye and a red right eye. He sat on his butt, as if he fell. He got up and dusted himself off and grumbling something. "Stupid faulty shortcuts." He looked around, and his eyes widened at the sight of the gates of the dojo. He put his hands in the pockets of his hoodie and approached the dojo, then knocking. [i]Knock knock knock knock knock. Knock knock.[/i] The rhythmic tap filled the dojo, breaking the silence. He waited. [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

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                                          • *Sketch relaxes in a cardboard arm chair in front of his fire-proof cardboard fireplace while sipping cream soda out of a cardboard teacup. He glances up at his head mounted over his fireplace. A large two headed bird sleeps while perched on a cardboard pole mounted in the corner of the room. The doors to his cardboard box have been left open.*

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                                            • Edited by VengefulSiren: 4/19/2016 5:27:37 PM
                                              *a very large jet black dragon is drinking from the lake. It lifts it mighty head as water drips from its giant maw. It has a nasty scar running down the left of its face.* *it lays down nearby smoke rising from it nostrils as it sleeps* [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

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                                              • *Maya sits under a tree with an extremely angry yet horribly sad face. She's clutching her spear. Wishing so much that she could just destroy it. The cursed thing. Why did her father ever have it? She wonders to herself mentally spatting at his memory*

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                                                • Edited by Doos: 4/19/2016 1:38:44 AM
                                                  [spoiler]inb4 5000 more replies[/spoiler]

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                                                  • Edited by JealousOrc: 4/19/2016 3:41:41 AM
                                                    [b]sleeps in my ship with my 2 headed bird Shadow in my room also sleeping[/b] [b]Smaug is staying up training, getting stronger. But why?[/b] [spoiler]closed because Tubbs wakes up when I do[/spoiler]

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