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me and two of my friends got suspended from school today for worshipping me as "the pope of doritos" me and my friends each bought a bag of doritos. two nacho cheese and one cool ranch. So naturally when we were done, i took the bags and put a hole in the other side of the nacho cheese ones and put them on as gauntlets. Then, i took the cool ranch one, ripped off the front of the bag, and glued it to my forehead. I then stood on the table and my friends shouted "ALL HAIL POPE DORITO!" The principal came and suspended us for a week for "practicing demonic beliefs"