[spoiler]Pls don't be 4 srs. This isn't real RP. That shet is gey.[/spoiler] *Parade begins marching down the recently refurbished Montevideo, Uruguay.* http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/10/30/1226749/636127-9c150dde-40e7-11e3-9370-fad865867213.jpg *Alarms announce an urgent message.* *The Lenny Empire National Anthem plays on intercoms throughout the city.* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA *Uruguayan national anthem plays afterwards.* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA *Former Sovereignty Soldiers set up a recruiting stand.* http://www.ani-mator.com/ani-mator.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/007-גל-אור-Ready-For-Anything.jpg http://rs2img.memecdn.com/lenny-army_fb_2030271.jpg *Police begin marching down the street clearing hobos.* https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/5f/1d/bb5f1d1b0cbc97eafec3ab7c767be4b0.jpg *JT890M is put on standby.* http://www.igorstshirts.com/blog/conceptships/2014/angel_alonso/angel_alonso_02.jpg [b]To celebrate our recent victories in Uruguay and in the Flood, we are throwing a celebration. This parade marks a long period of military occupation both here and abroad.[/b] Detainment cells are available for malcontents and ruffians. https://c4.staticflickr.com/8/7330/9129257521_403961a7b9_b.jpg Snack Vendors 1.) Tiber's World-Famous Doodles 2.) Big Papa's Pizza (Contains Coconut) 3.) Kung Führer's Kung Pow Chicken 4.) Gribby's Grub 5.) Spider Surprise (Oh Bby) 6.) Cayde's 420 Munchies 7.) Obito's Blow Pops 8.) Big Gulp (Any Soda) 9.) Water 10.) Argonian Bloodwine 11.) Senpais Sushi 12.) G1's Energon Bar 13.) Womby's Lemonade Goods Vendors 1.) Geralt's Witcher Potions 2.) Grifhead's Sex Ed Balloon Animals 3.) Big Plate's Utensils & Plates Events & Attractions 1.) Lenny-Go-Round 2.) Screening Sutt Bex (In 3D) 3.) Quickscope Shooting Gallery 4.) Lenny Sovereignty Parade 5.) Lenny Arena Fights 6.) Commission of our first Uruguayan Super Fortress 7.) Nuclear Arms Tests 8.) Lenny is OP's House of Satan 9.) Dumac's Clockwork Clown House 10.) The House of Dank MORE EVENTS TO BE ANNOUNCED *Lenny Jets fly overhead.* http://www.3dtotal.com/admin/new_cropper/tutorial_content_images/438_tid_013_colorcorrects.jpg *Lenny bodyguard walks to the side of the podium.* .......(⌐■ ͜ʖ ■).......... ＿ノ ヽ　ノ ＼＿ `/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　| |　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ 　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ 　　/　ヽ／ \ *Soldiers salute as Lenny steps up to the podium.* [spoiler]( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) | [ ] / Heil! | | ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) | [ ] / Heil! | | ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) | [ ] / Heil! | | ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) | [ ] / Heil! | | ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) | [ ] / Heil! | | ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) | [ ] / Heil! | |[/spoiler] Edit: Ridiculous or over the top actions against the Empire will result in detainment.