I've been on here almost a year now, met quite a few people. Some I consider friends, some are just acquaintances, and others I don't know at all. Well, to all of you I have news.
I am going to be a Father! Just found out today! I'm still a bit overwhelmed, and reeling from the news. It's not the best time, but nonetheless I'm happy. Cigars and champagne all around!
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1 ReplyCongrats bro. I know that feeling! Got a baby due July 23rd - can't wait.
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Abort that shit quick, before its born.
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5 RepliesEnjoy sleep while you can.
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1 ReplyDoes this mean that you can now preach, or are you considered a priest now, or bishop or..? I've always been a bit confused on the hierarchy, but aren't Fathers basically the people who listen to confessions and stuff?
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1 ReplyWow. Congratulations and good luck.
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1 ReplyCongratulations, man, good luck. Don't tell your kids about us.
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4 RepliesSick man. Boy or girl or [spoiler]unknown[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesCongrats! I have a daughter. She's amazing
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2 RepliesI'll be there when she's giving birth in full armor only to whisper to the baby whilst crowning to say"I'm proud of u, you're recking ure mum."
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3 RepliesWow. Holy shit. Who's the mom?
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1 ReplyWoooo! Nice man! Congrats!
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1 ReplyI don't smoke. Or drink.
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1 ReplyCongrats man
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Im waiting till marriage*
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1 ReplyNo way! Congrats man! :) Big responsibility.
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1 ReplyDon't traumatize your kids.
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1 ReplyI'm so sorry.....He is already touched with madness from the horrible news. [spoiler]jking. Congrats. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 6/5/2015 3:33:27 AM"Congratulations! Enjoy your stay at Hotel Fatherhood!" *you walk inside and behind you the word 'Fatherhood' falls off and is replaced with 'Hell'* [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNoice m80
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1 ReplyCongrats! you can look forward to a bright and happy future of No sleep, constant crying, and all the kids TV you could ever want! but for real, congratulations.
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1 ReplyI don't think it is good to smoke and drink while being a father. So how about Apple Juice and Gummy Worms. Other than that, congratulations, and I hope you have a nice happy family!
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1 ReplyHow old are you?
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1 ReplyCongratulations!! That is very exciting!
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1 ReplyCongratulations
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