Look at this.
Some silly person left their purse in my restaurant. Was in such a hurry that they left the damn thing under their chair and left for the evening.
Rooting through the contents now, looking for a phone number.
350$
5 credit cards
2 social insurance cards
2 Health inusrance cards
Bank pin numbers
Email accounts and logins
Drivers license
A pair of keys to what looks like every -blam!-ing thing under the sun
Gum and shit
More purse shit
If I were an asshole I could do so much damn dammicky shit with this. Still no phone number. All these -blam!-ing pieces of paper and no number.
Might have to use drivers license address. God dammit. I may as well ship this damn thing back to them wrapped up as a -blam!-ing christmas present through the mail.
PEOPLE.
DON'T LEAVE YOUR SHIT LYING AROUND.
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[spoiler]no [/spoiler] [spoiler]u[/spoiler]
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As long as the purse wasn't noiseless I'm fine with it
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Edited by overdrive7538: 6/9/2015 4:11:03 AMDo the right thing by either mailing it to her address on the drivers license or turn it in to a police station where they would certainly be better equipped to locate her (I know it isn't in their job description to help return things to people, but maybe they could at the very least point you in the right direction). All those things can be replaced but the biggest pain in the ass is the license and the other forms of identification (having to wait around at the DMV all day truly sucks) Is it your personal responsibility to be the "returner of lost items"? No it isn't ,but it's certainly the kind thing to do.
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I love your hashtags!
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Didn't you leave Sandtrap?
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Edited by Vague-BAD: 6/9/2015 3:24:15 AMWell then... Why are people so distracted they can't do basic functions without -blam!-ing up?
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You'll be lucky if she doesn't have you arrested for going through her things.
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Holy cowpatties. Sandtrap appeared again. You left for good, correct?
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[quote]Ugghhh, I have Cancer, feel bad for me and give me lots of attention[/quote] [quote]K, I'm gonna go die now, bye guys![/quote] [quote]lol jk, still alive bitches[/quote] Tl;dr of Sandtrap's life story.
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I'm confused. I though you were dying and left? Not trying to be disrespectful just wondering if I missed some good news about your health.
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That purse was like a safe. All that vital info everywhere but at home where it should be.
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Edited by xRADIOACT1V3x: 6/5/2015 6:34:57 PM#FriendlyCanadianThings "Ehhhhhh....lmao" Also, #OhGodTheyLiveFarAway Cue road trip music.
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What kind of food do you have at your restaurant?
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Hahah #OhGodTheyLiveFarAway Awesome tag, and good guy Sandtrap.
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Sandtrap owns a restaurant? Kewl.
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Edited by Boomdeyadah: 6/5/2015 8:19:17 AM[quote]my restaurant[/quote]I thought you were some great saskatchewian jumberjack, destroyer of trees, protector of the lumber industry
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Loot the money!
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You could pay for your house with her identity.
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Fancy.
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Also, that purse is ugly.
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Purty cOLD in hurr.
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Fir-DAMN IT!