Kenliam01 once woke up on a day a lesser man would call cold. On that day he decided he would run Trials of Osiris. With Randoms!
All was well, the first 8 matches went perfectly, Kenliam01 obtaining a personal bulletproof each match, even with deadweight allies acting like cement blocks shoes in a lake. But that was when the unthinkable happened, all of Kenliam01's allies perished in a sad Nova Bomb accident, leaving him alone against 3 bladedancing sunsingers. In Titan Bubbles. Did that deter Kenliam01 who had nothing but the No Land Beyond? Of course not. His first masterful maneuver was to throw a suppression grenade, always a good choice in that situation. His suppression grenade was no normal one though, it was actually a Bubble Shield from Halo 3 that Kenliam01 had brought along for nostalgia's sake. It also suppressed though, cause Kenliam01 threw it and he's actually the greatest destiny player of all time. So with the bladedancing sunsingers out of their supers he proceeded to tbag the ground at the speed of light, creating tremors and earthquakes strong enough to pop the titan bubbles. With everyone now vulnerable Kenliam01 began to preach about the fallacies of men. These people now began to have existential crisis'. Kenliam01 used this time as his opportunity to revive both of his teammates. During his allies' simultaneous revive animation Kenliam01 banished his enemies to the shadowrealm.
Kenliam01 then made the Queen of the Reef perform fellatio.
All in all though, it was just another day in the life of kenliam01