>Xur shows up at the tower
>"oh boy, he better have gjally"
>walks up to Xur with piles of strange coins
>I'm talking stacks upon stacks
>"I'm trusting you Xur, dont -blam!- this up for me"
>Xur selling MIDA Multi-Tool
>"you tentacle faced numbnut"
>mfw RNG nor Xur wants me to have gjally
[spoiler]>xur finally sells gjally
>100 strange coins, 100 motes of light, 50 exotic shards
>fml[/spoiler]
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Lololololol.
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3 RepliesGood thing RNG loves me [spoiler]thats right I got gjallarhorn[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by The 7th fall: 6/6/2015 1:50:14 AMOh my f**king god... why do you people think Xur will sell that rocket again?! Clearly Bungie knows it's THE MOST SAUGHT AFTER EXOTIC, so of course they'll more than likely reserve it for RNGesus!!! EDIT: Now I feel dumb when someone pointed out that this was tagged with Satire... can I get a pie? Someone throw it in my face please...
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Cmon bro
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Go earn it scrub.
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2 RepliesHe will never sell it.
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Bought 1 engram. Purifier Robes. Rahool-Senpai finally noticed me.
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4 RepliesYou've only spent 6 days on this game ..... You don't deserve the gjallarhorn
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1 ReplyWhat u don't use the app?
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1 ReplyThey should make the gunsmith sell it for 25,001 glimmer
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1 ReplyMy gjallarhorn makes girls Gjallarhorny
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2 RepliesHe wont sell Gally. Try some strike lists and find a raid party to regularly do vog and crota