So there's this guy, and he's really sad cause his mama is real sick and then he runs away but is anal probed then like 20 years later he finds a sphere and runs away and tries to sell it but a rodent and his wood attack him when an alien attacks him at the same time and goes to jail but breaks out with the people who tried to kill him cause they friends now and they go to a floating space head where they call the bad guy and he totally kicks their butts and takes their sphere so they team up with other bad guys to save the planet and get the sphere back with the power of dance and the police are like we like you now. It was pretty good.[spoiler]Guardians of the Galaxy[/spoiler]
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[quote]but a rodent and his wood attack him[/quote] [quote]his wood attack him[/quote] XD
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CALLED IT YESS
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Lol don't think we needed the spoiler there. I think the one way this could've been improved was by imitating Yondu and stressing that he wasn't eaten by those he ran away with and how he was made to feel appreciative of this fact.