50" LG plasma
My desk
Gaming PC
Xbox One
$750 Bose surround sound hooked to TV and PC
Couch
Coffee table
Mini-fridge
Pile of snacks on end tables
Costco-sized bottle of Jack Daniels
Bottle of lotion
7 boxes of Kleenex
Bookmarks to porn sites
Grocery bags for trash
Empty milk jug to piss in so I don't have to go back downstairs
Lava Lamp
Giant foam pickaxe and sword from Minecraft
Lol, jk about the porn and lotion
[spoiler]Or am I?[/spoiler]
English
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Everything sounds good .. people say they don't they're bad liars . It would make it super cool if you were a chick but sadly they rarely talk of self pleasure .
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Im not lol