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6/5/2015 9:19:50 PM
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Are you a kid or a squid?
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Unemployed.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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1 ReplyI sexually identify as a squid and find this topic extremely offensive
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Everyone in Offtopic is a kid.
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I'm..... [spoiler]Octodad!!![/spoiler]
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Squid. [spoiler]obviously[/spoiler]
