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Edited by REALMCCOY946404:
6/5/2015 8:46:01 PM
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C'mon Xur.
>Xur shows up at the tower
>"oh boy, he better have gjally"
>walks up to Xur with piles of strange coins
>I'm talking stacks upon stacks
>"I'm trusting you Xur, dont -blam!- this up for me"
>Xur selling MIDA Multi-Tool
>"you tentacle faced numbnut"
>mfw RNG nor Xur wants me to have gjally
[spoiler]>xur finally sells gjally
>100 strange coins, 100 motes of light, 50 exotic shards
>fml[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by The 7th fall: 6/6/2015 1:50:14 AMOh my f**king god... why do you people think Xur will sell that rocket again?! Clearly Bungie knows it's THE MOST SAUGHT AFTER EXOTIC, so of course they'll more than likely reserve it for RNGesus!!! EDIT: Now I feel dumb when someone pointed out that this was tagged with Satire... can I get a pie? Someone throw it in my face please...
