A pasture up north full of llamaz and too hook up with girlz.
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*drives you to a pasture up north full of llamaz and then to hook up with girlz*
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God dayum. I got there fast. I pay you monoply money for hard work and support.
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*accepts payment* Anything else sir?
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Oh yes. Do you have time for Jezues our mexican god and savior?
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Yes. I do.
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Once upon a time there was a lovely taco man named Jezues, He loved everyone and gave complete freedom to all kinds of people! (except french cuz they are dicks) One day he had enough and rebelled with his burrito army slaughtering armies of french men. They were turned into meat and made burritos, taco man offers saftey and freedoms and encourages watching porn! (plus for all those guys out there) He is the god you want. The god you need.
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Don't be scared taxi driver. I'm your friend.
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I'm not scared, im crying
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But whyy ;_;
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The msg, its so beautiful
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10/10 You're beautiful *tear rolls in eye* I couldn't help myself.
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Don't be scared
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I'm not scared
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good. Just you and me 0.0
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Just you and me...
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Want a slushy?