Once upon a time there was a lovely taco man named Jezues, He loved everyone and gave complete freedom to all kinds of people! (except french cuz they are dicks) One day he had enough and rebelled with his burrito army slaughtering armies of french men. They were turned into meat and made burritos, taco man offers saftey and freedoms and encourages watching porn! (plus for all those guys out there) He is the god you want. The god you need.