I would slay the beast in the name of Molag Bal, absorb its soul, then reanimate its corpse to serve as my undead pet.
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The raptors attack using magic
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*asserts dominance over the pack by engaging in sexual combat*
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The alpha steps forward
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*engages in staring contest with alpha while touching myself*
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A random spinosaurus attacks and kills you
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No u *equips sharp, pointy stick* *stabs spinosaurus in the gullet* #Ain'tEnoughPepto4Dat
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Spinosaurus rips you apart