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6/6/2015 5:25:08 PM
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UnlinkingTwo932... Been stalking me for years now and i despise him...
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Hmm. I see him. *snipes Unlinking Two932* There you go...Sir? Sir??
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*uses self res*
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Ahh Sir! I would like my payment.
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*gives heron $1*
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*glares* A little more, please.
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Fine! *gives heron €3*
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Excuse me!! This is an insult to my job. I need more.
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*reaches deeply into pocket and takes out magic beans* here you go
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Magic beans........Hmmm....alright. *takes magic beans* *plants all of them*
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Edited by Pillow Dropper: 6/8/2015 5:10:48 PMOh and btw you may see several HUGE beanstalks spawn wherever you planted them...
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Yes, I know. Thank you. I need to get up there *points to the sky*. And you need to come with me.
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I dont want to run into any asshole giants... I'll come tho
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I don't care what you don't want to do. You have to do what I say. *beanstalk grows* Start climbing.
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Edited by Pillow Dropper: 6/8/2015 8:50:43 PM*climbs beanstalk and was met by a huge, badass giant* "if only a heron was nearby to save me"
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*is behind you* Mm hmm sure. You can kill it.
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But i cant
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*Hands you a machine gun* [b]Do It[/b]
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Edited by Pillow Dropper: 6/8/2015 9:27:48 PM*fires hundreds of bullets extremely inaccurately at giant until it dies* Yay
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You could practice your aim. Come on. *starts walking up the path*
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Edited by Pillow Dropper: 6/8/2015 10:27:56 PM*is walking up path but a giant chicken flew into view for no reason* Halp
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It's fine. It won't hurt you. *pets chicken* This is my pet.
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*chicken gives birth to john Cleese* Oh...
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*backs up* Um......
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*john Cleese starts performing a sketch* What do we do?
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...........Talk....to him?? Shoot him? I dunno....I've never seen him before...here I mean.
