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Sit down and take a long hard look at who you are as a person than realize the only reason anyone on this earth wants you to live is so that young boy doesn't have to grow up without a dad Go -blam!- yourself

i sense b8.

Btw, did u do anal too?

U got honeypoted by a pu ssy. Guess u shuld have stuck with the pussy at home

I read: My wife is an 11 yr boy, and it got weird for a second.

U done fuked up

[quote]I have a wife & a 11yr old boy I also met a smoking hot chick we were quick friends & we had sex (my son knew me & the other women were friends & he found out we became more than that) So my "girlfriend" is pregnant; my son & wife knows. They're giving her the cold shoulder Any thoughts?[/quote]

And it was at this moment he knew he -blam!-ed up

Your son sounds like a little doucher. My son would give me an infinite amount of high fives for my sexual prowess and voracious appetite. He'd hope to grow up one day, and slay puss just as hard as his old man does. But he won't, because I'll always be there to c0ck block so he knows who's boss.

Your life as you know it is about to be ruined.

Step one- murder your family Step two- poor bleach into your eyes Step three- take a bath in gasoline Step four- light yourself on fire Step five- get in your car and drive off a cliff Step six- take a nice long relaxing swim I'm a volcano Step seven- dig a hole in the ground and take a long ass dirt nap Step eight- wake up from dirt nap 3 years later. The cops, memories, nightmares, and regret should be gone by then good luck.

Yeh you -blam!-ed up bud.

You must spend a [i]week[/i] looking at fluffy pony abuse Example above

Your skewed and a dick I hope you get divorced

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head. And death in his eyes. But you can do Ju Jitsu. (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf. But blood is draining fast from you stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. Your chopping of his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head toppled to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia Labeouf.

You're screwed, have fun. You f[b]u[/b]cked the rest of your life

You -blam!-ed up. No denying it. You did a bad thing and now others are feeling the consequences.

Big problem for you?? Think about your wife and son!!! Your wife probably feels like dirt knowing you cheated on her, and I can't even imagine what your son is thinking about you. Help you??? Phhft have fun with the mess you made you D bag!

Other than the fact that you're a retard? No.