Putin be like: Look, if you had one shot, or one Opportunity, to seize everything you ever Wanted, one moment, would you capture It, or let it slip? Да His bombs are heavy, Kiev's weak, cant Hold steady His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry He's nervous, but on the surface he looks Calm and ready, To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting about Moscow The protests get so loud, he gives the order and right then the troops roll out -blam!- the pacifists he can just choke them Out Peace times over, the games up, world War now!