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6/8/2015 4:55:46 PM
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So....how's life
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*shifts awkawrdly* .....Yeah....um....it's good......*clears throat*.... A-and you?
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I...I....I.....*faints*
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Err.....*watches you*.....are you okay?
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*wakes up*"what do you think!"*faints again*
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What's wrong?? W-what did I do...?
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Sexual tension
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Oh.....yes......that happened....
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So I fainted
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.....You did
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And I'm still unconscious
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So I noticed....
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I am contacting you through the depths of our minds
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Mmmm so your in my head?
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Well I like to call it"The Destiny Forums" I know it's a weird name
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...................I see.....weird...................................................
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But from now, you will be assisting me (grim reaper in a second form, it was a high paying job!) by blocking spirits from coming back to life.(if there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm blaming you)
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Give me a really good reason as to why I would do that.
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Because of the same reason as me, lots of money(MAKE IT RAIN!!!!)
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K fine. I help you.
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Also, you get to meet exotic laaaaadddiiiessss
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]Uhhhhh....[/spoiler]
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Maybe that's why people have claimed to remember their past life, my last assistant was too distracted
