She said I was her pillow, and I immediately replied with "Sorry if your pillow is a bit hard."
I regret nothing
Edit: If you have nothing nice to say, then please leave. This thread was created to help people have a laugh, not to make people get their dicks in a knot. You have beef, you keep it to yourself and leave. I will [i]not[/i] hesitate to report somebody if they're being a dingbat. I don't want to do that, so please have some bleeding respect.
Edit 2: Holy shit, this thread is old. I'm going through it and I don't even remember some of the replies I've sent.
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[quote]get their dicks in a knot[/quote] Sounds painful. Can I try?