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It fails.
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Well shit. Plan B. *commits seppuku and body explodes*
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You wake up in a locker.
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*looks around* What the....? WHO HELD THE X BUTTON?!
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The locker falls over with the door against the ground.
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*hits the side of the locker* HEY OW.
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You feel something touching your cock.
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*squirms* Eeeeek!
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Must be an islam