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6/10/2015 12:00:11 AM
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I must ask you this: are you willing to give your soul to the darkness, to assist the light? Are you willing to undergo rigorous physical training? Are you willing to do whatever it takes, including dying, to hunt the chief targets? I lost ten men, all as good as me, on one planet.
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I am willing.
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Aye. Now, 10,000 push ups to warm up. Meet me in my office afterwards *leaves*
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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...........................................1000000000000000, done, did I do too many?
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Average for my men. Rest up, and take this. *hands arm attachment* opens basic portals, 10 seconds a portal. (To stay open) I don't need it
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Shall we hunt?*Summons Magic Bow*
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Doesn't work like that. I get bounties from an employer, we do bounties, we return dog tags, and we get rewards.
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Ok, Ill be waiting here and practicing with my Lightsaber.
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Ok. *leaves*
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*Swings Lightsaber* * Throws and catches Lightsaber* *Accidentally decapitates a robot*
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*uses force ability to reattach head* I know your ways
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I actually just found out I can use both Light and Dark side abilities, so im a Gray Jedi, but I actually work for the Dark Side, as my great grandfather was Emperor Palpatine.
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[spoiler]Not feasible at all. Lemme tell you why[/spoiler] [spoiler]A). Palpating would never have intercourse, and doesn't know how to manipulate midi-chlorians [/spoiler] [spoiler]B). There are no grey Jedi. It's pretty black and white. If you have a little of the dark side in you, you're basically already a Sith [/spoiler]
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Not exactly, when he was younger, he had a wife and had me[spoiler]Or I just phased into existence. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Popped out of the ground? Lol[/spoiler]
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I dont know , maybe I came out of the Void
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Excellent
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Just tell me when the hunt begins.
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Umm, I sense a disturbance in the Force. Something... unnatural. I think there is a disguised Sith Lord on the ship.
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Let's go then *dissapears into abyss*
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Aaaaaaahhh!!!!! GET ME A MEDIC MY ARM WAS CHOPPED OFF AND I FELL INTO THE SARLASSIC PIT!!!!
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*shoots miner* the thing is... When we have this problem with sarlaacs, this early, we got to end the problems creator. *ececutes*
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Haha! You cant kill me*Uses Force to put self back together. * I killed the pit... twice...
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Oh. *sends you hurdling into abyss, arm being defective* that'll end that
