*the commander walks through the door with a squad of privates carrying cases.* Well well well what do we have here? A party? Well as commanding officer I must do something about this. Like... *i open the first case and lift our two kegs and a large bottle of authentic RUSSIAN vodka which I hand to Lima.* "Provide the beer, the entertainment." *opens the next one which is full of an assortment of dart boards and throwing knives as well as a foot ball and other games. Also a beer pong table.* "And last but not least, the music." * I open the last case and pull out a fiddle and a guitar. Which are traditional musical instruments from my country. I hand them to two privates and they start playing as another grabs a saxophone and people start dancing.*