Hello all, and [b][i]happy Wednesday![/i][/b].
If you're like me, when you awoke this morning you felt empty. Not because the woman (or man) lying next to you looks like a [i]grunt[/i] in their sleep, but because something is missing.
That something, is [b][i]jousting.[/i][/b]
Sign here for patch 1.2.2 to allow us to ride shanks, wielding a sword of crota.
$40 for [b][i]Taken King?[/i][/b] I'll pay you a separate [b][i][u]$50[/u][/i][/b] for this one thing.
The goal is 100,000 signs.
#DeeJ please add this to the [b][i]Community Wishlist[/i][/b]
[b][i]EDIT 1:[/i][/b] already at 3,500 signs, thanks so much! We're well on our way to glory.
[b][i]EDIT 2:[/i][/b] Moving right along, already received three emails from Bungie thanking me for my innovation. They said if we reach the 100,000 bumps then it will be the next immediate patch. [b][u][i]AND WE'RE ALREADY OVER 9,000[/i][/u][/b]
You guys made my phone die while I was fishing, but who cares!
[b][i]Bungie[/i][/b] I know you're all tied up about what to do with Thorn. Make this happen and we'll [b][i]forget[/i][/b] Thorn is even a thing because we'll be jousting. Make it easier on all of us!
Edit: THANKS SO MUCH FOR CONTINUED BUMPING.
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Re-bump
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Might as well add sparrow racing as a PvP mode!!!! I support the jousting!
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Or we could do it like cock fighting. Put two shanks in a cage with disabled turrets, watch them ram each other to death.
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I need
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Signed You have been visited by a cursed thrall of Spanish descent. [spoiler]boom[/spoiler] [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
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Deleting my characters if this doesn't happen.
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Signed
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Oh here's a bump of great fortune.
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Bippitty boppitty bump
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signed
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Can we have phalanx shield surfing contests off the Forgotten Shore also, plz deej
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Signed once more cause this is amazing
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Edited by Hushladûn, Hive Librarian: 8/20/2015 2:01:57 AMSigned
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Signed plus a pvp gamemode of shank jousting would be -blam!-ing hilarious
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I hope the sword has shank burn!
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Signed.
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Signed.