Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
[spoiler]He got hit by a truck[/spoiler]
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Heard this one a thousand times, yet still laughed. [spoiler]Why did little Susie fall off the swing?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because she has no arms[/spoiler]
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Knock knock! [i]Who's there?[/i] Not Susie.