*crawls into basement and weeps*
*retrieves knife and stabs assassin*
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You missed.
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*tries again* Dungeon master rolls dice, lands on 10 *a fatal blow*
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Aghh!!! *dies in agony* *revives self* Ah ha
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*tries again* Dungeon master rolls dice, lands on 10 *a fatal blow*
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Not possible.
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*tries again* Dungeon master rolls dice, lands on 8? *a fatal blow*
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*takes dice*
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*shoos in face for stealing die*
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Shoos? Fine. Shoo me away. I was just going to improve your dice. But...*throws dice into garbage* your loss.
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*admits defeat*
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Good. Now did you pay me? I forget.....
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Yes (>_>)
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You did not!