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originally posted in:The Wolves of Skoll
6/12/2015 3:59:40 AM
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Back like 13 years ago, I was playing a MMO called Star Wars galaxies. I was a pretty good pvper in this game running with the best guild on the server back in those days.
I was young, pretty nerdy and went in a IT focused high school with mostly boys. The hunt for (decent) girls was therefor limited.
I stumbled upon a guild/clan from the same country as me and I joined up with my alt character. I quickly learnt there was a 23 year old girl in the guild and we started chatting. Started sending pictures etc and started to enjoy each others company and she was very impressed by the way I played PvP.
Long story short. I booked a bus ticket to her town some hours away and stayed for the weekend. She was my first one and one of the dirtiest sluts since and I lost count on the amount of times we did it that weekend.
To ejaculate over her face while shes whispering your ingame character name and doing herself with a replica lightsaber is one of the nerdiest and the most perverted thing I've done to date, not to mention she still lived with her dad who where sleeping in the next room.
So all in all, people who say you aint gonna get laid because your good at gaming are wrong.
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Got 50 kills and almost 10000 score in a control match
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actually the best thing i read all day
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I really hope she wasn't able to use the WHOLE lightsaber, else quite a few people have been there before you bud.... [spoiler]Joking obviously, I'm sure she's a top bird :)[/spoiler]
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I would congratulate you, but I now I feel the need to go to sleep.
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Edited by njl4515: 6/12/2015 10:31:09 AM
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Feel like I need a shower for my eyes now after reading that lol
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Name Address Truth detector
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ok im done for today, good night *chk chk BANG*
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Well that's enough internet for today...
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I'll just go and jump off a bridge now I hope u all have a nice day *walks away gets in car drives off bridge*
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Gonna just leave this thread now....
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What the actual -blam!-.
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I feel weird
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:( me too
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I don't know how to respond to this.
