*teleports into the bar*
I'll take a White Russian.
*sits in a chair*
English
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*slides White Russian* Russian: hello comrade! Long time no see!
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*Shoots Russian in the dick*
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*pants you* Look he has a tiny dick! *gets a BB gun and shoots your dick off* [spoiler]JK, jk, jk... But seriously don't -blam!- with my comrade...[/spoiler]
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Yah man, I have been here and there, just shootin the shit. I thought this place was dead.
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Russian: it's making s comeback!
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I can tell! Haha *cheers* *sips White Russian and chillaxs on a lawn chair*
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*white Russian pulls out vodka* cheers! *drinks*