I'll take a pizza and a beer.
I'd like to apply as a security guard.
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How original
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*begins to cook pizza* *pours beer* That'll be $7, please. Security guard, eh?
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*Hands over cash* Yeah. Been looking for a security job for a while now.
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Have you had training? I'll give you the job.
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Yep. Former FBI field agent.
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Alright. You got the job. We need all the security we can get.