“Unemployment gathers, and now my binge begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my controller. I am the sniper in the darkness. I am the sniper in the match. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of noobs. I pledge my life and honor to the Sniper Rifle, for this binge and all the binges to come.” That's how.