..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Eat turtle duck soup while -blam!-ing her right in the pussy on Tuesday while flying with banana wings
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Cuddle 1,000 cats
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Roll the biggest blunt possible while listening to "call me maybe" then smoke it listening to "friday". Going down in an unexpected way
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Watch Shark Week while eating sushi with my English Bull Dog on my lap
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Take a walk on a beach at night with my girlfriend
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Become apart of op's list obviously
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Become the Master Rahool of real life.
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Have sex
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Make lemon grenades.
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Build a combustable lemon.
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Confirm illuminati
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Beat the -blam!-ing hell out of some people then I'll be satisfied.
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I would like to see the world before it ends, I would also like to visit the lesser known places of the world and uncover the mystery of those places.
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fuK uR bItCh
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Skydive naked without a parachute and pee while I'm falling
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Go on the fastest speed-metal-shredding spree the world has ever seen. In a toy store.
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Before the world ends, I will make history by being on this list twice!
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Drive to Alaska. 3 day trip from where I live but I want to do it. I hope to one day live outside Anchorage too.
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Confirm that bush did 7/11 JET FUEL CANT MELT SLURPES
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Visit Italy. Bonus goal: stop the tower of Pisa from leaning. I just need a team to distract all of Italy and about 4 million dollars in cables, aircraft, construction equipment, and Italian wine.
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See the casuals finally drank doritos.
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Find Waldo [spoiler]that -blam!-er is a ninja[/spoiler]
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Make OP not a fgt.
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Teach myself how to drive...
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Sleep in then play Destiny wit may bros In my top secret underground bunker