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Edited by LashaMerc:
7/18/2015 8:34:49 PM
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BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS...
..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
Edit: We're trending! Make sure to like this post so everyone can comment!
Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Probable see the places in the world befor it ends those are Visiting Japan China Russia Romania Australia The red wood forests in cali Alaska The great barrier reef The pyramids in Egypt I think thats it for right now
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Get in a fight with Russell Crowe.
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2 RepliesIf the world was going to end, then I would want only one thing.. to spend my last hours with those in my life who I love.
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Strangle Bill Gates with an earphone wire attached to a Zune.
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I have to change my name
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Go to Ireland and Scotland to have babies with the beautiful red headed Sirens that live there #redheadsmasterace
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Before the world ends I will end the world
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3 RepliesTravel the world
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Before the world ends... I have to f*ck her right in the pussy.
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Conquer the 9th dimension like Patrick
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Go to a rich uppercrust home and destroy everything they have ever had in life.
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Edited by dtrain (Timelost): 6/15/2015 11:52:54 AMGet Chris Pratt-senpai to notice me.
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Eat beef jerky while drinking mountain dew, and doing the do.
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2 RepliesFinally get a nuke of COD BO2
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2 RepliesEat a Klondike bar.
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1 ReplyMake a time machine... [spoiler]...then I could prevent the end of the world, and make everyone's "before the world ends" wishes come true. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCreate a giant circle around 3 hedgehogs with everyone on earth and hum at them.
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1 ReplyProbably set something on fire
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1 ReplyMore important than losing my virginity is getting ghallahorn
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1 ReplyLose my virginity
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1 ReplyShrink my selfto the size of an ant with a chair leg
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Edited by Calus Missing Normal Pills: 6/15/2015 1:54:34 AMBefore the world ends i must meet Adolf hitler. [spoiler]or live forever, whichever happens first.[/spoiler] edit: dont worry im just stupid.
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2 RepliesSolve a Rubik's cube. Rob a French bank using only a ballpoint pen. Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes. Watch my language. Usurp the power of Flood Overlord. Praise Lenny. Those are a few.
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2 RepliesGo to Japan and see a Vocaloid concert.
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Learn to successfully blame everyone else for things that clearly weren't my fault. Such as how the world ended.
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Beat Contra without using the "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start" 30 lives cheat code.
