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6/15/2015 12:32:20 AM
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Hello, I am Pete the Elite. I am here on behalf of my brothers asking if we could be of any assistance to you in your time of need. We expect no payment of currency in return, only that you will allow us safe passage through/on this planet and it's surrounding moons.
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I'll take that toaster if the offer still stands
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Just the one or would you like more?
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One please
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Edited by Sleepy: 6/15/2015 2:54:09 AMDo you have a telepad in your home or anywhere in your establishment?
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No...infact i don't even have a home...I live in a tree
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Edited by General Percival: 6/15/2015 1:14:53 AM"This is General kovalenko, you are authorized to move through the system. You will be escorted through the system by some of our ships. Do not make any hostile movements our you will be fired upon. If you are inclined to help any technology you would be willing to spare would be appreciated."
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Edited by Sleepy: 6/15/2015 1:45:33 AMWe will no stray off course, but I would like to request permission to land on your largest moon for research purposes. On another note. We have a high-tech toaster that takes 2 seconds to toast any thickness of bread, any way you want it. Elites don't eat bread so you can have all 570 of them... I don't know why an Elite would have invented it.
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"Uhhhh, thank you for the offer but we do not require that technology."
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What about a gigantic rail-cannon? It's broken and only fires un-toasted bread now. ... Maybe thats why that toaster was made.
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"I suppose we could fix that, if you are willing to part with it."
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Do we have permission to land on your planet, in an uninhabited area?
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"You can land to the south of our base, if you want."
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*lands on the south if your base* *drops cannon* There you go. May we now land on your largest moon for research purposes?
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"For research purposes only, it is unsafe to inhabit for long periods of time."
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Thank you. *researches thoroughly* *begins to leave solar system* If you ever need help just say so.[spoiler]I probably won't come though, my notifications aren't working.[/spoiler]
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"The same goes to you"
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Don't worry Pavel, I'll keep my guns trained on 'em.
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"Don't fire on them unless they fire on you first, we can't risk a diplomatic incident."
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Yes sir.
