We will no stray off course, but I would like to request permission to land on your largest moon for research purposes.
On another note. We have a high-tech toaster that takes 2 seconds to toast any thickness of bread, any way you want it. Elites don't eat bread so you can have all 570 of them... I don't know why an Elite would have invented it.
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"Uhhhh, thank you for the offer but we do not require that technology."
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What about a gigantic rail-cannon? It's broken and only fires un-toasted bread now. ... Maybe thats why that toaster was made.
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"I suppose we could fix that, if you are willing to part with it."
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Do we have permission to land on your planet, in an uninhabited area?
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"You can land to the south of our base, if you want."
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*lands on the south if your base* *drops cannon* There you go. May we now land on your largest moon for research purposes?
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"For research purposes only, it is unsafe to inhabit for long periods of time."
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Thank you. *researches thoroughly* *begins to leave solar system* If you ever need help just say so.[spoiler]I probably won't come though, my notifications aren't working.[/spoiler]
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"The same goes to you"