What about a gigantic rail-cannon? It's broken and only fires un-toasted bread now.
... Maybe thats why that toaster was made.
English
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"I suppose we could fix that, if you are willing to part with it."
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Do we have permission to land on your planet, in an uninhabited area?
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"You can land to the south of our base, if you want."
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*lands on the south if your base* *drops cannon* There you go. May we now land on your largest moon for research purposes?
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"For research purposes only, it is unsafe to inhabit for long periods of time."
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Thank you. *researches thoroughly* *begins to leave solar system* If you ever need help just say so.[spoiler]I probably won't come though, my notifications aren't working.[/spoiler]
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"The same goes to you"