I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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When Chuck Norris doesn't have time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain, he makes time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain. When Chuck Norris sets off a web mine, he doesn't get slowed, he simply powers up his round house kick in a 5 second battle between his foot and the forces of space and time (which he wins) resulting in a roundhouse kick 10 seconds in the past that destroys the web mine.